Monkey Brains Making Money

Hello!
Today, I am going to talk about how to earn RM1110 in just a day. The steps of making this much a day is not easy and hard either. It's just how you do it.

In order to do that is simple. You need to take part of a charity event. Any charity event that is all out to help orphanage or disable kids or even old folks home. That will improve your marketing gimmick. In this case,My class are forced.... I mean volunteered to take part in Y.E.D ( Young Entrepreneur's Day)

In every business, your required to have a business plan.So, here's our divine plan.

Firstly, in every company or any product, you need a name. The name must sound catchy and cool. It mustn't sound too sophisticated or complicated. It has to be simple. Just like this...


Once, you have your name, you can now proceed into selling your goods. Your goods must be sell-able and able to attract customers especially Malaysian customers. Since, we are known to be very fussy and picky, the best way to grab whole of our attention is by selling good food. In this case, we have imported Kampai Drinks all the way from Melaka ( when actually you can get it from 7-11), and Otak-Otak all the way from Muar, Pisang Goreng Kipas all the way from Indonesia.



Once your product is arrange, in my case its the food, You can now proceed in selling and marketing. My class has deployed a mini DJ to attract customers. In this case, I have leave the task for the 2 most random and whacky people in my class to do the job. Othniel and Taufiq.


Another marketing strategy is by hiring models. In this case, We didn't hire them, it just happens that they love our drinks and they decided to promote it for us. Well..alright,I confess, you just need to ask your friends to model it for you. Thanks Mei Shan and Nicole!







Alright, due to the competitive business out there, you need to think outside of the box.If you can't get customers, you get to them.


The next important thing, you need to know your customers. Here, you must target people that you think has a big wallet in their pockets. Once, you have target them, speak in a really cool British accent and think your all knowledgeable and charge them twice the price of your actual price.




Just a general reminder, in every thing you do. There is always bound to be a gay dude doing stuff to scare away your customers. Even he is not gay, he will do gay stuff. In this case, Noob Keat.. I mean Boon Keat needed to do his monkey business as usual.



This is wrong in every ways.

Last but not least, you need to have an actual team to be able to support you and guide you through everything. Eventhough, we are all monkey brains that has evolved to gorillas.



I hope you can make your own money by now.
Cheers.