I have to say the highlight of the exam was English when we are required to write an essay because quite frankly, I screwed up this trials badly and I am very much determine to do better. The topic I chose was My Final Day In School. I didn't hesitate and for the very first time, I wrote without checking my tenses and spelling error and manage to finish just in a nick of time.
This got me started thinking,
" Damn, its going to be 5 years down the road till my chapter of high school life closes"
After that, life moves on and everybody will be pursuing their career aspiration. Which I still have yet one in my mind.
So, this got me started to post.. well.. I don't want to call it a testimonial or whatever, but let's just say, The certificate of friendship.
What does friends and friendship means to you?
To me, friends are like good actors They play the protagonist and antagonist part of your life.First,they take up the role as a protagonist. They are a shy bunch maybe like an introvert. They appear all cute and down to earth person waiting their diamonds to be polished. Then comes the antagonist part, once you form an instant clique with them. two slick horns start emerging.They will irritate you, annoy you, bug you, nag you, make you feel like slapping them and beat the shit out of them but somehow you love them too much you just let it go and labeled it under 'GOOD TIMES'. They are the ones that set the 'ship' sailing once you get on board and dock when the time has come.
This dude right here is Lee Jun Hsien. I knew him since form 1 as we were in the same class. I never really got to know him that well till form 3 where we joined the school volleyball team and from there we shared common things together and that really brought us closer. So close to the point that most of our friends thinks we are gay.I still remember how he tried to crap 'Kampung Chempaka' joke to me back in form 1 but I guess, back then we were all timid and naive.I sat beside him for almost two years in a row now.Throughout the 2 years, I have farted,spit,stole his pen, drank his water without his knowledge,pinch his nipples,tried chocking him,punched him, lost his homework and even playing a kiddish game called 'Chi Ku Pak'( I am not sure how you spell it in English).If there's one thing that I'll remember and will boldly/proudly tell everyone that, I almost sent him into cardiac arrest by almost crashing his Myvi into a tree or a drain It was two near fatal accident but we manage to escape..Here's the catch, it was a automatic car. So, every now and then, when he tries to speed and scare the shit out of me. I can just grin to myself and tell him that my story was better.
Nigel Kong Zhuo Li. I always refer to him as Big Head because as you can see he has a big head and holds an advantage against us as he is able to store up 10GB memory more. Thus, he is able to do well in exams. His trick is to always pull/twist/turn his hair because I think he believes by doing that, it fires neurons into his brain to enhance his brain activity. All I want to say , thanks for teaching me a little bit of chemistry and answer my doubts in physics question.Just recently, He self-proclaim himself as 'The Library'.I'll pray for the best and may that nickname bring you lots of nerd chicks.
Nicholas Chew Wen Jian. The one whom always walks home with me.We share our same thoughts and opinion in certain things.Over the years, he has tried to put on weight and he manage to do so by adding fried chicken in his diet, He is also our president for the JNJ club which I think is blooming. If there's one thing I learnt from him is that, being lame is totally fine and being lost to an argument to a girl is also not a problem. He may be the tall and has an opinion very different from others, some make no sense but mostly the stuff he says makes no sense will eventually make sense. That is how much he can come up with such crap stuff.
Lim Chong Sheng a.k.a Rice Bucket.He is the one that is not afraid in asking coffee from our chemistry tuition teacher.He holds the title 'rice bucket' because he appears to be slim but has a weight of whooping 80KG, the picture describe a thousand words that I am unable to lift this heavy dude.I'll remember him as the saviour for our volleyball team in getting the bronze medal in MSSD.He has a habit of making freaking retarded lame jokes that are not even funny neither lame or rather he made it sound so sick that you can't tell whether he is being lame or not. Thanks for challenging me in a buffet but I believe one day your belly will emerge and prolly take my title away as a cookie belly into a rice belly.
Chew Chien Lung.The poor miserable dude that has his license but couldn't drive a car yet although he has a powerful Rexton with a 'P' sign. He has a characteristic which I am unable to find to describe him or I am just constipated for words that I need to force it out from my ass.He's funny in his own ways as he brings humour in certain situation you wouldn't see it coming.
Teng Han Liang. I spend time checking out girls with him, shared chick problems or anything that is relating to chick . We both have that in common. It was because of scouts we became closer.Like I said, we share chick problems during camps in school and talk about chick whenever we are doing scout stuff. I don't know why is it appropriate for us to talk about chick stuff during scouting activities. It just happen to us like Jerrard + Hannie + Scouts=CHICK TIME!. He appears to be a guy but when he tightly squeeze his uniform around his body shape, you can't tell the difference whether he is a XY or XX chromosome.
Tan Kel Vin. It was just only the other day that we were sitting outside the hall and tried to *revise* bio but ended up talking about our past,present and the future.
He forwarded me a question "Do you ever regret being in this school?"
My instant reply was..heck,no. He agreed too.
As I recall, we were in the same class in 1 Petunia and to tell you the truth, I was terrified because I think he was this grumpy dude that looks a tad bit like a gangster. The truth behind it that that he was reluctant to be in school and merely put up a long face because adapting to a new environment is quite hard.Till one day, I lip sing one of metallica hit songs and he suddenly turned to me and said. "THATS FRIGGIN METALLICA!" from there we form an instant bond together. Many of you now might notice him already because I think he is the next Malaysia's Chef Gordon Ramsay ( in the making). He has personally interviewed Brandon from the band Panic at the Disco, appeared in Hungry For Home ,a cooking show.If there's one thing to be jealous about which I am, is he is like a walking dictionary. He writes so well that he describe his writings vividly.( It's true Kel)
Michael Joshua P. He is one talented guitarist.Over the years, he has taught me a few songs, a few scales but sadly to say I only remembered some of his teachings. One thing about is this dude, he pokes fun at you. Well, not deliberately making fun of you but he knows where to pull your leg and when he does, that's the end of it. You'll never see broad day light again. I have frustrated him with my ugly handwriting back in form 3 and he answered back by hiding my leo banner most of the time.Although quite frankly, our relationship has not been closer than ever but thank you for making my views and thinking slightly wider than it use to be. There's a reason for it.
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Shaun Chong Weng Fai a.k.a Nose. He is my guru/sifu when it comes to online games. Whatever you name it, he will eventually own my ass in that game. GunBound, Dota, Counter Strike and our recent gaming obsession, Crazy Shooter Online. One day, I'll put all my strength and guts to beat you in atleast one game of CSO.He has a very very very funny way in expressing things that sometimes you just laugh when it just happens.Most people tend to insult his nose because it may appear big. It was funny at first but he began to accept it. One thing let to another, it became our password for certain things. Not to mention anything here
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This is Leong Wai Yew's sign. I am sorry I couldn't get a decent picture of you because quite frankly I don't think you like people taking pictures of you. Haha. He is the most daring people and is able to express his feelings in writings such as poems. His desire is often rare from others and being himself he has a great desire to create something. His inspiration is to change.I am not sure what he wants to change but let's just pray that he doesn't change his gender alright. He has a nickname called*The God of Add Maths* because he can twist and turn and play around with functions differentiate it, further integrate it after that inverse the equation.
Alright as you can see most of the stuff I wrote is mainly about the XY chromosomes and what happen to the XX chromosomes? Obviously, I am not gay. One thing is for sure that girls are really funny in their own way.
Throughout my high school life here's the number one golden rule that I have learnt when it comes to women,
DON'T GET IN AN ARGUMENT WITH THEM. 100% they'll make you dumb.
This is quite true. Girls come up all sorts of answer and excuses and make the opposite sex look dumbfounded and leaving his face with full of question marks which in the end gives a very good reason for the female genders to say their famous 3 word line ' Guys Are Dumb' it gets worst if this continues because in the end they might have to use the 4 word line ' Guys Are Damn Dumb"
Tiu Phui Loo. The one who buys magazine just to look at the latest fashion instead of reading the contents. She goes out everyday and skip school on Thursday and Friday just to bake and play the whole day. Shes sort of a care free person. One thing is that she speaks and talks so fast that you hardly hear a word.
A conversation can go like this
"Jerrard! You know what?!"
"WHAT?!"
"lkansdlfkansguiandflandlfnasdlkfaskdfajepaojfaskdxnvmanweitgahdjlnaiefgadnbaioejgae"
"Huh? repeat again"
" hmph don't want to talk to you"
So yeah, that's how it works when it comes to her.
She has that mother figure. You could actually picture her with few kids running around the house and she'll start raising her voice with a rotan by her hand scolding and nagging. She's just has that figure.
Loong Sheng Li a.k.a Adolf Hitler The only pure hainanese girl I know. I am a half hainanese, she's the pure one but we can hardly speak hainan language properly.She is somehow my long lost kindergarten friend. I would just like pause time and take a look back how she looks when she was a kiddy. She's very bold, bolder than some guys.To me, she's like the female version of House MD with her sarcasm that is either funny or it'll hurt you if you don't understand her. She have always been insulting my hair and she thinks she'll eventually turn me into the viginia tech guy and start mass killing. Hopefully not. She's the only one that is always seen shouting at her team mates during netball games/practices.
Somehow 3 weeks during the trials, I have hardly heard any sarcasm from you, I actually quite missed it.
Charmaine Liew Chiew Kaye.The girls call her hippo, we call her the muscle woman and machine recorder.This is simply because she repeats what she says and she has muscle that most skinny guy are jeolous.One thing for sure, shes very photogenic. So every picture taken with her, she makes you look retarded or jeolous. Well that point was only for me. She easily paranoid over certain things. After 5 years of keen observation, she is very very very very particular of personal hygiene and if you want to take her on date, please have a nice book cover. She has nag 1203129381234123 times for my filthiness when it comes to my writing or to the simple things I do. Shes easily attracted by book covers means she literally buys them just for the sake of the cover but couldn't careless about the contents.The only magazine she'll read is Men's Health. She secretly read it when I am not around.
Samantha Lau Huai Ee. She's so not your average girl. Wait! maybe she is but slightly morbid.Well that's what I think.=). She likes weird stuff and listen to weird songs that most of the song she sings, I hardly know.One thing that is sexy from her is that she is able to mimic a cat voice, like you know when the cat is ready to fight or something like that. She may appear all thin but over the years,she has been trying to put on weigh and she has put on 1kg for every year. Kudos for that!. She has sent some bastard to prison like for real.*I shall not mention any further*. Shes super frigging hyper chick that most of the time she'll say and do this
'LIKE OMGOSH! GIMME A HIGH 5! AWESOME! *JUMPS KICKS,PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE*
..yeah that's basically her.
Michelle Tan Sue Vern. It was quite disappointed to see that she shifted to another school but atleast your much comfortable in your new environment. Shes cute, looks innocent but once you know her, shes very outspoken. I have seen her debate and she's very good. I still remember in form 1 when she was a probate for librarian and I was a probate for prefect. She'll often pass by and poke my belly. She used to bring me to her cell ,tempting me by saying there's a lot of food. Good times..good times
Stephanie Kee Su Lin. My Lost kaki!. She's hugely addicted to Grey's Anatomy and a few order dramas. I am sort of a spoiler to her. Everytime I'll be feeding the news to her and she'll deliberately tries to slap me. She vents out her stress, anger and sarcasm on me because the beating she took in her class. So, she often sees me as a potential loser when it comes to an argument. She purposely does her cynical thing on me everytime when we are having a conversation.
(There are much more things to write and things to talk about.So, I'll edit this post from time to time.)
I have truly enjoyed my high school life this far. I know this post may seem to come an inappropiate time or such random. But this is how I feel because quite frankly everybody will bury their heads soon under a pile of books waiting to burn them once SPM is over.There's one more month till our high school life is officially over. So let's just make it last and cheers to all to that because this moment is never coming back.
Thank you for those who took the guts to say hi and start a relationship with me.Its because of your confidence you have not only brighten my live but your lives as well.It's either that or you purposely want to have a green light to annoy,irritate and pull my leg. It's because a friendship starts with a simple Hello and ends with a simple Goodbye.
When my times comes
Forget the wrong that I've done
Help me leave behind some
Reasons to be missed
And don't resent me
When your feeling empty
Keep me in your memory
Reasons to be missed
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