Happy Birthday, I am sorry as I couldn't attend your party. I was too occupied with some things and forgot about it. Keep your head growing bigger and wish your nipple grow rounder. Chicks dig that.
Bro, just to let you know i always wanted to say something like this or rather anticipate to have a conversation to go like this
ZL: How come your chicken wing bigger than mine?
Jerrard: Big ar? BIG LIKE YOUR HEAD LAH!.
I just couldn't resist myself talking about your 123412341341341GB memory head, I know its insulting but you get what I mean.
I'll be spending my next 5 days in Pulau Kapas or rather known as Cotton Island. Don't be deceive by this cute little name as cute little mosquitoes eventually will be your worst enemy. It's time to donate blood again.
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