Sunday, May 27, 2007

There And Back Again

Here's a few rules one must obey in order to be a qualified and certified girl/women and officially being able to enter girls toilet. WOOHOO! err.. sorry got carried away.

The Rules.

No . 1: One must be able to find a dress. Make sure its suits you . If you choose to wear a miniskirt, please shave your legs or not you phail as a women.Like this,perfect outfit, complete with make-up and earrings to beautify the face.




No. 2: You must be able to wear a bra and stuff it down with tissues or newspaper. If you dream to make "it" big, Watermelons and coconut will be the perfect fit.





No. 3: You must find a wig or something to cover your hair.



No. 4: You must be able to act,talk and most importantly walk like a girl.



No. 5: Make sure your able to make friends with the same kind



No. 6: Make sure you are able meet a hot girl .



No. 7: Meet with more hot girls .






No. 8: Find a perfect make up artist. If she camwhores that's somehow a good sign .


No. 9 : If your that "pretty" enough and somehow managed to attract male genders . Do give them a fairly warning that your a guy too. If he still gets it going... i guess.. your pretty screwed on that.



No. 10: If you behave well. You'll receive an award for being a good girl.



Lee Jen saw us having difficulty putting on our bras thus she said
" You boys only know how to rip of a girls bra but don't know how to put them on."
I guess its true....



This picture left me speechless
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